The Wide Window

                            Series of Unfortunate Events
                                         The Wide Window

The Baudelaire orphans are going to there next guardian on a fairy wondering if its a boy of a girl if its nice. When they reach the house its all hanging over a Cliff accept for the porch when they knock on the door a frail elder woman cracks the door open and and asks if they are the orphans and let them in. The house looks like it is completely made of wood. She takes them to there room and shows them there beds that each had a toy chest at the end of it with one toy in them. As she finishes dinner she them to come in and feeds them but its cold soup because she is to scared to use the stove. She told them that she was there Aunt Josephine. She is afraid to turn on the stove because it might blow up. She also it afraid to use the refrigerator and use the glass door knob because the refrigerator might fall on her and the door knob might brake into a thousand pieces and get into her eye.She was also a grammar teacher and got mad at any improper grammar She tells them about the lake and to never go swimming in it especially after eating because the leeches can eat any one in seconds. She starts to cry saying that that is how she lost her husband Ike. When they all go out to shop they run into a man with an eye patch and a peg leg of course its Count Olaf. He says that he is a captain and he and Josephine start to flirt with each other. Olaf goes back to there house and Josephine sends them out. When they get back the enormous window and it is broken with a note next to it they read it and there are many grammar mistakes they put them into a puzzle and it spells curdle cave. They realize that she is in curdle cave. So when they try to leave there is a hurricane and the house starts to fall apart. The stove turns on and explodes then the refrigerator almost falls on them and when they gets to the door the door knob explodes in to a million pieces and they get out the whole house falls into the lake. They get a sail boat and sail off but they didn't know how to use a sail boat so it was difficult. When they got to curdle cave Aunt Josephine was there and she asked where the food was . They didn't understand she said they were going to live there. They forced her to get in the boat and she did. Half way through they found that she had a banana peel and the leeches started to come. They started eating the boat and Olaf showed up in a motor boat and said to get in and they can all live a happy life. The children knew that he was lieing but they had to get on land so they got in and when Aunt Josephine was getting in he moved the boat away and she fell in the water. Then she died. As they were going back to shore a police boat found them and arrested. While they were waiting to go with there next guardian they were in formed that Count Olaf had escaped and was on the loose.